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Nacho Princess
Taylor Swift
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taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

1 month ago
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5 months ago
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lifemakeslovelookhard-tay:

Taylor’s walking around NYC like “Damn I look hot.” Little does she know she forgot to take the tag off her jeans.

8 months ago
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destroymuse:

[looks through own music library] amazing

10 months ago
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dukerotton:

Twitter: (polluted with hate and racism and straight up ignorance because GG won something over some American mainstreamers)

Me: 

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10 months ago
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Nacho Princess
Taylor Swift
Played 88,481 times
11 months ago
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the-misadventures-of-lele:

saphira1334:

red-coffeemaker:

telapathetic:

america is just all the people europe didnt like

I guess you could say they were All American Rejects

DID U JUST

*slow claps*

11 months ago
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Today my 11 year old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but my Dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision”

and he just stared at me and I realized

I am 20

I am an adult

I am the adult supervision

??!?!?!

11 months ago
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best-of-funny:

lolhellno:

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

X
11 months ago
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octobra:

tried to follow my favorite blog but all that came up was the customize button?

11 months ago
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cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

12 months ago
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liamjpeg:

maybe its the way she walked straight into THE SNAKE HABITAT TURN AROUND

1 year ago
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saladder:

"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "i’m fine mom ❤”

1 year ago
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tescosfinest:

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011