taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
Twitter: (polluted with hate and racism and straight up ignorance because GG won something over some American mainstreamers)
america is just all the people europe didnt likeI guess you could say they were All American Rejects
DID U JUST
Today my 11 year old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but my Dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision”
and he just stared at me and I realized
I am 20
I am an adult
I am the adult supervision
i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal
tried to follow my favorite blog but all that came up was the customize button?
I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
maybe its the way she walked straight into THE SNAKE HABITAT TURN AROUND
"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "❤♠☹☯† i’m fine mom †☯☹♠❤”