lifemakeslovelookhard-tay:

Taylor’s walking around NYC like “Damn I look hot.” Little does she know she forgot to take the tag off her jeans.


destroymuse:

[looks through own music library] amazing


posted 6 months ago with 126,380 notes
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dukerotton:

Twitter: (polluted with hate and racism and straight up ignorance because GG won something over some American mainstreamers)

Me: 

image

(Source: pgoob)


posted 8 months ago with 2,603 notes
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originally pgoob

thats-how-i-sushi-roll:

basically

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the-misadventures-of-lele:

saphira1334:

red-coffeemaker:

telapathetic:

america is just all the people europe didnt like

I guess you could say they were All American Rejects

DID U JUST

*slow claps*

(Source: telapathetic)


Today my 11 year old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but my Dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision”

and he just stared at me and I realized

I am 20

I am an adult

I am the adult supervision

??!?!?!

(Source: littlecatlady)


best-of-funny:

lolhellno:

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

X

octobra:

tried to follow my favorite blog but all that came up was the customize button?

(Source: youtubeofficial)


cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up


liamjpeg:

maybe its the way she walked straight into THE SNAKE HABITAT TURN AROUND


posted 10 months ago with 15,883 notes
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originally liamjpeg

saladder:

"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "i’m fine mom ❤”


tescosfinest:

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011


meladoodle:

i accidentally recorded a 3 hour video of me sitting on the computer like this and its the most depressing thing ive ever seen

meladoodle:

i accidentally recorded a 3 hour video of me sitting on the computer like this and its the most depressing thing ive ever seen

(Source: meladoodle)


posted 11 months ago with 145,939 notes
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originally meladoodle

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr


posted 11 months ago with 179,865 notes
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originally certan

spookythug:

i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)


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