, damsel in distress
Hi,my name is Mymy. I love Taylor Swift and One Direction. I love food and textposts. Liam is my boyfriend. This is love and anything beautiful.(◕‿◕✿)
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lifemakeslovelookhard-tay:

Taylor’s walking around NYC like “Damn I look hot.” Little does she know she forgot to take the tag off her jeans.

destroymuse:

[looks through own music library] amazing

dukerotton:

Twitter: (polluted with hate and racism and straight up ignorance because GG won something over some American mainstreamers)

Me: 

image

, omg
, hahaha
Title: Nacho Princess
Artist: Taylor Swift
Plays: 37055

the-misadventures-of-lele:

saphira1334:

red-coffeemaker:

telapathetic:

america is just all the people europe didnt like

I guess you could say they were All American Rejects

DID U JUST

*slow claps*

Today my 11 year old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but my Dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision”

and he just stared at me and I realized

I am 20

I am an adult

I am the adult supervision

??!?!?!

best-of-funny:

lolhellno:

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

X

, hahaha
, fav
, same

octobra:

tried to follow my favorite blog but all that came up was the customize button?

cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

liamjpeg:

maybe its the way she walked straight into THE SNAKE HABITAT TURN AROUND

saladder:

"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "i’m fine mom ❤”

tescosfinest:

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

meladoodle:

i accidentally recorded a 3 hour video of me sitting on the computer like this and its the most depressing thing ive ever seen

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

reblog - 8 months ago & 150,761 notes - via - © certan

, same
, hahaha
, fav

spookythug:

i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)

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