, damsel in distress
Hi,my name is Mymy. I love Taylor Swift and One Direction. I love food and textposts. Liam is my boyfriend. This is love and anything beautiful.(◕‿◕✿)
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thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

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neurocyte:

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  Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.
—This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read 

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fan passes out after taylor sings to him.

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memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

what she says: i'm fine
what she means: Am I more than you bargained for yet
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)
Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(Notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)
Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
We're going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
We're going down, down (down, down)
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

iknewyouweretroubles:

oldwishingwell:

Rare

This picture has it all: Andrea wearing green, Scott with no glasses, Austin’s blond, and Taylor looks like she has no eyebrows. A+

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luginub:

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

reblog - 4 months ago & 552,447 notes - via - © vasuki

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joshpeckofficial:

joshpeckofficial:

YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND CHRISTMAS TIME IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE YEAR I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH IT’S NOT EVEN THE PRESENTS IT’S JUST THE MUSIC AND THE SMELL OF THE CHRISTMAS TREES AND THE SNOW COVERING THE DEAD BODIES IT’S JUST SO FANTASTIC

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just because you hate the smell of christmas trees doesn’t mean you have to ruin it for everyone else please take your negativity elsewhere 

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.

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, hahaha
Title: Nacho Princess
Artist: Taylor Swift
Plays: 37081

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tryingtofindthegreatperhaps:

nightofthelivingdeadpoetssociety:

nightofthelivingdeadpoetssociety:

i was standing on the bus back from uni and the driver suddenly braked really hard and this girl like flew across the bus and somehow i caught her and without thinking i said ‘i think you just fell for me’ and i shit you not the entire bus applauded me 

NEWS UPDATE the girl has just added me on facebook 

dude, you got mad game.

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unretrieved:

2013 JUST STARTED AND THERE ARE FOUR MONTHS LEFT UNTIL 2014 DID I REALLY JUST SPEND 8 MONTHS SO FAR DOING NOTHING PRODUCTIVE AND NOT REALIZE THIS

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