elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

jonbutter:

“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”

kwikemart:

i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

do you ever feel really ashamed when you listen to your favorite album or band less and less and you feel like you need to apologize to the band and reassure them you still love them and the album just as much

dulect:

Members of The Pussycat Dolls

• Nicole Scherzinger
• ????????
• ?
• ?
• ??
• ?????

thealawl:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

itsbetterthananal:

i think my dads post for my birthday will still be my favorite one of the evening though