OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE
but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan
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I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
This picture has it all: Andrea wearing green, Scott with no glasses, Austin’s blond, and Taylor looks like she has no eyebrows. A+
Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.
YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND CHRISTMAS TIME IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE YEAR I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH IT’S NOT EVEN THE PRESENTS IT’S JUST THE MUSIC AND THE SMELL OF THE CHRISTMAS TREES AND THE SNOW COVERING THE DEAD BODIES IT’S JUST SO FANTASTIC
just because you hate the smell of christmas trees doesn’t mean you have to ruin it for everyone else please take your negativity elsewhere
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
i was standing on the bus back from uni and the driver suddenly braked really hard and this girl like flew across the bus and somehow i caught her and without thinking i said ‘i think you just fell for me’ and i shit you not the entire bus applauded me
NEWS UPDATE the girl has just added me on facebook
dude, you got mad game.