Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.
YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND CHRISTMAS TIME IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE YEAR I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH IT’S NOT EVEN THE PRESENTS IT’S JUST THE MUSIC AND THE SMELL OF THE CHRISTMAS TREES AND THE SNOW COVERING THE DEAD BODIES IT’S JUST SO FANTASTIC
just because you hate the smell of christmas trees doesn’t mean you have to ruin it for everyone else please take your negativity elsewhere
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
i was standing on the bus back from uni and the driver suddenly braked really hard and this girl like flew across the bus and somehow i caught her and without thinking i said ‘i think you just fell for me’ and i shit you not the entire bus applauded me
NEWS UPDATE the girl has just added me on facebook
dude, you got mad game.
2013 JUST STARTED AND THERE ARE FOUR MONTHS LEFT UNTIL 2014 DID I REALLY JUST SPEND 8 MONTHS SO FAR DOING NOTHING PRODUCTIVE AND NOT REALIZE THIS
Here we see Taylor swift picking her ass and sprinkling it over her willing fans in an illuminati ritual.
I CAN’T STOP WATCHING.
today at college i saw a wifi network called “Scott’s iPhone” so i tried logging into it with the password “scottiscool” and it worked
Pictures of Taylor Swift’s Pennsylvania Home/the house she grew up in and lived in until she was 14.
5,050 square feet
built in 1927 but has been restored
balcony, 2 car garage, winding staircase, side porch.
UP FOR SALE FOR: $799,500
taken from yahoo.com
*zayn voice* lihhke
*louis voice* absolutely incredible
*niall voice* litchralee
*harry voice* basiklly
*liam voice* zayn
wildcats are red
corbins are bleu
this could be the start
of something new
this is beautiful
Some girl just walked into my local book store with her boyfriend and said “Buying books is a waste of money”. She starts complaining and whiny about how she wants to leave. He then looks at her for a long time and says “I want to break up.”
This is beautiful